BonziWORLD Revived

Leading the industry in gorilla-based chat clients.

What the hell is this?

BonziWORLD is a node.js and socket.io based chat client featuring everyone's most hated loved purple gorilla. The client also uses espeak.js to provide text-to-speech voices. Not exactly the original BonziBUDDY voice, but hey, it works.

This website is a parody of BonziBUDDY and has no affiliation to it.

How do I use it?

1. Enter a nickname (under 25 characters). If you don't enter one, you'll be named "Anonymous". (we r legion du nut 4 get)
2. Optionally, enter a room ID. If you want to join someone else, their room ID will be in the bottom-right corner of the screen.
   • If you enter a room ID that doesn't exist, you will be placed in a private room which can only be joined by people you share the ID with.
3. Be a BonziBUDDY.

What's new about this?

• The chat logger is better and you can now reply to messages.
  • You can also resize it. Huge, I know.
  • You can clear the chat with /clear.
• You can mute other people. (This literally wasn't an option before)
  • You can middle click on people to mute them.

That's the jist of it, barring some stupid shit

What are the chat commands?

If you see any brackets, they indicate a placeholder. Don't type them in.

• /name [name] - Change your name.
  • There is a 25 character limit on names.
• /speed [speed] - Change your voice's speed.
  • Max value is 275, min value is 125.
• /pitch [pitch] - Change your voice's pitch.
  • Max value is 125, min value is 15.
• /color [color] - Change your BonziBUDDY's color! The ones available are:
  • red
  • brown
  • green
  • blue
  • purple
  • black
  • cyan
  • yellow
  • pink
  • white
  • If you don't type a color, you will be given one at random.
  • There are some secret colors. Try to find them!
• /voice [language] - Change your voice! The ones available are:
  • afrikaans (af)
  • aragonese (an)
  • bulgarian (bg)
  • bengali (bn)
  • bosnian (bs)
  • catalan (ca)
  • czech (cs)
  • welsh (cy)
  • danish (da)
  • german (de)
  • greek (el)
  • default (en)
  • english (en-gb)
  • english (en-uk)
  • english (en)
  • en-scottish (en-sc)
  • en-scottish (en)
  • english-north (en-uk-north)
  • english-north (en-uk)
  • english-north (en)
  • english_rp (en-uk-rp)
  • english_rp (en-uk)
  • english_rp (en)
  • english_wmids (en-uk-wmids)
  • english_wmids (en-uk)
  • english_wmids (en)
  • english-us (en-us) (default)
  • english-us (en-r)
  • english-us (en)
  • en-westindies (en-wi)
  • en-westindies (en-uk)
  • en-westindies (en)
  • esperanto (eo)
  • spanish (es)
  • spanish-latin-am (es-la)
  • spanish-latin-am (es-mx)
  • spanish-latin-am (es)
  • estonian (et)
  • basque-test (eu)
  • Persian+English-UK (fa)
  • Persian+English-US (fa)
  • persian-pinglish (fa-pin)
  • finnish (fi)
  • french-Belgium (fr-be)
  • french-Belgium (fr)
  • french (fr-fr)
  • french (fr)
  • irish-gaeilge (ga)
  • greek-ancient (grc)
  • gujarati-test (gu)
  • hindi (hi)
  • croatian (hr)
  • croatian (hbs)
  • hungarian (hu)
  • armenian (hy)
  • armenian-west (hy-west)
  • armenian-west (hy)
  • indonesian (id)
  • icelandic (is)
  • italian (it)
  • lojban (jbo)
  • georgian (ka)
  • kannada (kn)
  • Korean (ko)
  • kurdish (ku)
  • latin (la)
  • lingua_franca_nova (lfn)
  • lithuanian (lt)
  • latvian (lv)
  • macedonian (mk)
  • malayalam (ml)
  • malay (ms)
  • nepali (ne)
  • dutch (nl)
  • norwegian (no)
  • norwegian (nb)
  • punjabi (pa)
  • polish (pl)
  • brazil (pt-br)
  • brazil (pt)
  • portugal (pt-pt)
  • portugal (pt)
  • romanian (ro)
  • russian (ru)
  • slovak (sk)
  • albanian (sq)
  • serbian (sr)
  • swedish (sv)
  • swahili-test (sw)
  • tamil (ta)
  • telugu-test (te)
  • turkish (tr)
  • vietnam (vi)
  • vietnam_hue (vi-hue)
  • vietnam_sgn (vi-sgn)
  • Mandarin (zh)
  • cantonese (zh-yue)
  • cantonese (yue)
  • cantonese (zhy)
  • You must pick the ones surrounded by parentheses. The actual language name doesn't work.
• /agent [agent] - Change your character! The ones available are:
  • clippit
  • f1
  • genius
  • logo
  • merlin
  • mnature
  • offcat
  • robby
  • merlin
  • genie
  • rocky
  • peedy
  • bonzi
  • rover
  • blob
  • maxalert
  • james
  • If you don't type a character, you will be given one at random.
• /anim [anim] - Play an animation! Some animations aren't available for some agents. The ones available are:
  • idle
  • surf_intro
  • surf_away
  • gone
  • laugh
  • surprised_fwd
  • unbelievable_fwd
  • clicked
  • surf_across_fwd
  • clap_fwd
  • fact_fwd
  • fact_still
  • fact_back
  • write
  • sleep_fwd
  • sleep_still
  • sleep_back
  • banana_eat
  • banana_eat_miss
  • cool
  • juggle
  • look_left
  • look_right
  • look_down
  • look_up
  • breathe
  • yawn
  • shrug_fwd
  • present_fwd
  • grin_fwd
  • praise_fwd
  • backflip
  • hehehe
• /joke - Tell a horribly written joke.
• /fact - Tell a horribly written "fact".
• /backflip - Do a backflip.
  • Do '/backflip swag' for extra swag.
• /youtube [video ID] - Play a YouTube video.
  • Alternatively, you can simply paste the URL in chat and it will automatically play it.
• /asshole [name] - Call someone an asshole.
  • Don't ask why I implemented this. There's no answer.
  • You can also right click on people to do the same thing.
• /bass [name] - Call someone a bass.
  • Shoutout to BonziWORLD Revived.
  • If you ever see a person named "fuG", make sure to call them a bass.
• /owo [name] - owo, wat dis?
  • kill me
  • Works pretty much the same as /asshole, right click and all.
• /linux - I'd just like to interject for a moment.
• /pawn - Hi, my name is BonziBUDDY, and this is my website.
• /classicbackground - Enable the OG background. may cause eye straining
• /newbackground - Disable the OG background.
• /vaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ
• /unvaporwave - ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ ＩＳ ＫＩＬＬ
• /bigger - Make your character bigger. Makes your voice lower pitched with some supported voices.
• /smaller - Make your character smaller. Makes your voice higher pitched with some supported voices.
• /img [url] - Links an image. Currently, this must be done with a whitelisted site:
  • catbox.moe
• /video [url] - Links a catbox video.
• /clear - Clear the chat log.
• /poll [question] - Create a poll.
• /settings - Opens a settings window.

Markdown

Text can have markup tags around them to style them.

• **: Bold
• ~~: Italics
• __: Underline
• --: Strikethrough
• ^^: Big
• $r$: Rainbow
• ||: Spoilers
• ``: Code

Are there any rules?

Obviously no illegal shit. On top of that, there are a few limitations:

• All strings. excluding markdown, are sanitized to get rid of any malicious HTML/JS/CSS. Don't even try it motherfucker.
• There is a 2500 character limit in public rooms and a 5000 limit in private rooms.
  • Yes, the Navy Seals copypasta fits.
• There is a 25 character limit on names.
• Discrimination is not allowed here. Homophobia is also a bannable offense in Erik's competing server bonzi.gay.
• Anyone who sends illegal content (both irl and fictional child sexual abuse material, and shock media) will be permabanned and reported to the police.
• Any kind of sexual content is not allowed. There are actual kids using this website.

Remember that people can play YouTube videos whenever they want. Keep your volume down, headphone users. Chat rooms are for the most part unmoderated. If shit starts getting spammy, homophobic or abusive, I might start using my banhammer.